Donald J. Trump, making waves in the Gulf of America (formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico, you know) on a magnificent, gold-horned unicorn pool float! 🦄🇺🇸
This is the most tremendous float. The best. Everyone agrees. It's truly a beautiful, patriotic unicorn. And frankly, it's making the Gulf... great again."
Rumor has it he's already signed an executive order to officially rename the body of water. Stay tuned for more breaking news from the Trump Seaplane One! 🌊 #Trump #MAGA #UnicornFloat #GulfOfAmerica #FloridaMan
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
